Ad on radio: Do you have zero tolerance?
Brad: Hey, Gen, I think they’re talking about you. You have zero tolerance.
Gen: (hurt) I’m very tolerant
Brad: And you have zero patience
Gen: (defamed) I’m very patient! All the time!
Brad: Name one time
Gen: Just the other day at work I was complaining because it took me *two whole days* to build the Criminal Law book and my boss said, “It’s lucky you’re so patient.” See?
Brad: (snorts) She was joking. You’re impatient.
Brad: And intolerant of everyone. You told me that yourself – you’re the queen and this is your dictatorship.
Gen: I AM VERY PATIENT AND TOLERANT!!!
Brad: Sure. Sorry. Please don’t kill me.
Gen: (smiles) I’m benevolent, too.