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Ad on radio: Do you have zero tolerance?

Brad: Hey, Gen, I think they’re talking about you. You have zero tolerance.

Gen: (hurt) I’m very tolerant

Brad: And you have zero patience

Gen: (defamed) I’m very patient! All the time!

Brad: Name one time

Gen: Just the other day at work I was complaining because it took me *two whole days* to build the Criminal Law book and my boss said, “It’s lucky you’re so patient.” See?

Brad: (snorts) She was joking. You’re impatient.

Gen: (fuming)

Brad: And intolerant of everyone. You told me that yourself – you’re the queen and this is your dictatorship.

Gen: I AM VERY PATIENT AND TOLERANT!!!

Brad: Sure. Sorry. Please don’t kill me.

Gen: (smiles) I’m benevolent, too.