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See, Jeff? This is the calibre of the company you keep. Ned Flanders. And Hitler. (Image source)

Jeff: Hey – Today I found out that Smiggle sells left-handed scissors!

Gen: I bet you feel validated by that, huh?
Like, it’s ok to be left-handed?
Gen: It isn’t.
Jeff: You suck.
… then
Jeff: I bought yellow ones! Wanna see?